Take notice that I have survived using “crude oil” to bathe for over a week now.
What else does life wanna throw at me??
I’m beginning to think Crossriver might be a neighboring town to Hellfire.
It’s been unbelievably hot in the afternoons; like roast your skin type of hot. This must probably be a friendly reminder that I MUST MAKE HEAVEN!!
My camp people didn’t come to play this year. There was an interview for those who want to redeploy on medical reasons. It was conducted today and it was a sight to behold.
Those who had invented “sicknesses” also had to invent “symptoms” and “drugs”
So you’d hear things like;
Doctor: what exactly is wrong with you?
Corp Member: I have hemophilia, asthma, ulcer and anxiety disorder
In my head:
Some people legit “killed” their fathers just to have moving stories. (I kid you not) 😂😂😂😂😂😂
NYSC look what you’ve done!